conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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