CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
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I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
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I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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