They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
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