and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
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there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
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Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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