why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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