I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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