I'm really into asian looking animals
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
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guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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