Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
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i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
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After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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