4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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