So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
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I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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