I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
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By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
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Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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