I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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