i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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