I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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