Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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