one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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