If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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