my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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