sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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