just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
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Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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