In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
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Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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