i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I just had sex on a roof
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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