Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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