If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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