what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
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Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
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We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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