every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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