I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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