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what?
penguin condom
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
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tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
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