Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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