Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
