Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
