69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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