A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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