just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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