We won't sleep together?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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