she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
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think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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