in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
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all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
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Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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