Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
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im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
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I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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