You can't motorboat a personality
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
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Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
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Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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