Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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