oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
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She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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