Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
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So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
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Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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