That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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