Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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