bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
She just used a chaser for red wine.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
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My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I have fence marks all over my body
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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