let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I don't want my vagina anymore.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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