we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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