Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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