You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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