i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Randomize
