yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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