plz talk dirty to me
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
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There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
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I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
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