I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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