walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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