everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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