so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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