u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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