Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
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