Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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