the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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