i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
i out mim tonsoeep
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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